In a blistering critique that has sent shockwaves through the media landscape, Joe Rogan has accused Prince Harry and Meghan Markle of orchestrating a façade around their family life, branding their public appearances with their children as little more than a carefully staged performance. Rogan’s sharp commentary aired recently, slicing through the couple’s carefully crafted image and exposing what he perceives as a troubling contradiction: the Sus𝑠e𝑥es’ narrative of victimhood is, in his words, nothing more than “commerce” disguised as courage.

Rogan’s remarks come at a time when Harry and Meghan’s public favorability is plummeting, particularly among younger audiences who once supported them. He lampooned their secretive approach to parenting, jokingly stating, “I’ve seen more of Bigfoot than of their kids,” highlighting the stark contrast between their controlled media presence and the transparency of other royal families. While the children of William and Kate frequently appear in public, Archie and Lilibet remain shrouded in mystery, leading to a growing aura of suspicion.

The comedian didn’t hold back on Meghan’s attempts to redefine her brand, pointing out the irony of her lifestyle projects that seem far from authentic, especially after her podcast was scrapped due to low ratings. He accused the couple of blending royal privilege with celebrity culture in a way that has ultimately backfired, leaving them more isolated than ever.

As public disinterest grows, Rogan’s commentary resonates with a wider audience feeling fatigued by the Sus𝑠e𝑥es’ narrative—a narrative now perceived as a hollow facade built on selective truths. In a culture increasingly skeptical of manufactured authenticity, the Sus𝑠e𝑥 brand is rapidly losing its grip on the public’s trust. Rogan’s indictment serves as a stark reminder that the couple’s carefully curated image may not be enough to withstand the scrutiny of an audience craving genuine connection.